Big Daddy Says

GREAT MOTORCYCLE QUOTES AND WISDOM


- Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

- Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

- Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 110 mph!

- You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot of experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.

- If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

- Midnight bugs taste best.

- Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

- Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.

- It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

- The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.

- Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.

- Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.

- Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

- Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

- Never do less than fifty miles before breakfast.

- If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

- A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

- Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

- Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

- A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

- Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

- Work to ride & ride to work.

- Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

- Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.

- When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better believe it does.

- Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.

- Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.

- People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

- Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.

- Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.

- The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

- The twisties - not the super slabs -separate the riders from the squids.

- When you're riding lead, don't spit.

- Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.

- There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

- Practice wrenching on your own bike.

- Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

- Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

- Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.

- A good long ride can clear your mind and restore your faith.

- If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious.

- If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.

- Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

- Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

- There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.

- Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from road rash if you go down.

- The best modifications on a motorcycle cannot be seen from the outside.

- Always replace the cheapest parts first.

- You can forget what you do for a living when your balls are in the breeze.

- Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.

- Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

- Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

- It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end.

- Ride as if your life depended on it.

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